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randyescano04 on Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:01 pm
A man finds a ladder leading up to the clouds and start climbing.
After sometime, he reaches a cloud with a fat woman sitting on it.
"Screw me or climb the ladder to success,"she says.
Without a second thought, the man continues up until he hits another cloud
where he finds a rather average-looking woman.
"Screw me or climb the ladder to success," she says.
Considering the first improvement, the man thinks he'll try his luck on
the next cloud,where an absolute stunner awaits him.
Like the others, she says, "Screw me or climb the ladder to success."
Now, unable to imagine the sexpot who awaits him on the next level,
the man takes a gamble and continues his ascent. But when he reaches the next cloud,
he finds an obese man with flies buzzing around his crotch. "Hi!" the fatty says. "Im Cess!"
After sometime, he reaches a cloud with a fat woman sitting on it.
"Screw me or climb the ladder to success,"she says.
Without a second thought, the man continues up until he hits another cloud
where he finds a rather average-looking woman.
"Screw me or climb the ladder to success," she says.
Considering the first improvement, the man thinks he'll try his luck on
the next cloud,where an absolute stunner awaits him.
Like the others, she says, "Screw me or climb the ladder to success."
Now, unable to imagine the sexpot who awaits him on the next level,
the man takes a gamble and continues his ascent. But when he reaches the next cloud,
he finds an obese man with flies buzzing around his crotch. "Hi!" the fatty says. "Im Cess!"
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funny!
hffederico_04 on Sun Feb 08, 2009 10:37 pm
hahaha.. in fairness chong natawa ako dun... hahaha...
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ms beauty fame..
randyescano04 on Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:44 pm
yap dis joke is funny.. unless otherwise d one reading it cud get d hidden word of it..meaning u got it...gud day...
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Re: success...
hffederico_04 on Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:17 pm
randyescano04 wrote:yap dis joke is funny.. unless otherwise d one reading it cud get d hidden word of it..meaning u got it...gud day...
mabilis lang talaga siguro ang isip ko..lalo na sa kalokohan... hahaha....
kung math siguro yan bka abutin ako ng ilang linggo sa pag babasa eh hindi ko pa na gets... hakhakhak....
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be_tayko08 on Mon May 04, 2009 9:46 am
funny!
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daNiel ma' RopET's '03 on Fri May 08, 2009 9:18 am
hahahaha funny nga as in fan ni fanny serano haha 
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Re: success...
navigator_acelador08 on Wed May 13, 2009 2:18 pm
i cant figure out yung "success'!
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Re: success...
navigator_acelador08 on Wed May 13, 2009 2:20 pm
DAPAT PALA BINASA KO MUNA NG BUO...hehe...may sense!
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Cj BuGaYoNg 2005 on Thu May 14, 2009 12:41 am
hahahaha suckcess nga,,, lesson n dn s mga ndi makuntento,, hehehehehehe
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Cj BuGaYoNg 2005 on Sat May 16, 2009 1:47 am
oo sir mejo ilang beses ko muna binasa bgo ko ngetz, hahahahaha
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