WISE KID!!!

A woman takes a lover during the day whle her husband is at work.Her 9-year old son come home unexpectedly, so she puts him in the closet and shuts the door.

Her Husband also comes home,so she puts her lover in the closet with the little boy.The little boy says, "Dark in Here." The man says, "Yes,it is!"

Boy: I have a baseball
MAn: Tha't nice.
Boy:Want to buy it?
Man: No,thanks.
Boy: My dad's outside.
Man:Ok,how much?
Boy: $250

In the next few weeks,it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy: Dark in here.
Man.Yes,it is!
Boy: I have a baseball glove.

The lover remembering the last time,asks the boy, "How much?"

Boy: $750
Man:Fine

A few days later,the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove,let's go outside and have a catch."
The boy says, "I can't,I sold my babseball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy: $1,000
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost.I'm going
to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here!"

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again!"