what's your hilarious experience inside academy

one night,as i was taking my watch(in the ecr)without anything to do just to sit beside the monitor waiting for any alarm. it downed to me what our dean of engineering told years before..in the long hours of duty and you have nothing to do,evry memories of the past up to the bits memoir of being a 5 year old child will surely return to your mind...well it surely do, coz as i was operating the incerator to burn garbages and my mind taking a way back to my cadet year,i suddenly let loose a crazy laugh(buti na lang nagwawashpaint yung oiler ko,di nya ko napansin) as i remember some of the DR's of my time.

1.) as u all aware,boodles are not allowed inside dormitory.(wala namang sumusunod dito weh,calculated risk na yan wika nga)pero naexperience nyo ba na magluto ng noodles after taps tapos biglang mag inspect pala si sir @#$%&, syempre tago mu yung noodles sa kumot mu,di mu alam matindi ang amoy nun,kaya mahahanap nya kung san galing scent nung noodles and as you were there pretending to be asleep, you'll hear him say to the duty..give this midshipman a dr..."eating while sleeping"...bwahahaha

2.)or yung bumalik ka ng dorm in class hours kc break nyu or walang instructor kasi gustu mu matulog, but as you lay there on the floor(sa floor lang kasi malulukot yung bunks mu,hirap mag ayus db..)then u hear this tactical officer coming...no time to escape so you hide inside the locker room and hang at back of the door, kaso wais pala c tac-o,nahuli ka...then pagbaba mu ng lobby you were given a dr..."unauthorized hanging" bwahahaha

those were the days......

(this one alam lahat ng '05)
one night as an ood(the one who must not be named) talking to our class to resign for being our adviser....he was then very angry and so furios and talking blah blah(sori cant remember anything)...then all of a sudden a short but loud sound is heard in the middle,then in that point 1 midshipman rise and bravely say "sorry classmates, I farted"....

harhar! naalala q pa yan hehehe! GESAMP ka tlaga Figgy! +1

sir, kami ng medyo nakakahinga na sa acads ng 1st cl na kami, kaming mga alfa company tuwing hapon at basa lupa at walang RR labasan yung mga laptop namin at nanonood kami ng porno, alfa bravo bonding ika nga sir, may cinema 1, 2, at 3...tapos dumating si sir espina pumasok diretso sa box office area ng alpha barracks! sir nakita niya kaming nanonood, e snappy yung laptop operator naitago kagad yung laptop s ilalim ng unan, sir by that time kape n dibdib namin kasi dr yung katapat ng laptop in barracks, 1 sem restriction yata...tapos nakita ni sir espina yung unan, inalis nya yun and here goes, yung laptop na huling huli!

the funny this is, sir espina ignored the laptop, mas nakita pa nya yung porn dvds n nasa sahig, yun kinuha nya, sabi nya bawal daw yung porn movies hehehe....

tapos sir after the finals ng 2nd sem namin 1cl year, may tournament kami sa nba live 07, barracks lang, 2 players from alfa and bravo company maglalaban, maliit na ps1 lang katapat at projector, closed lights, isang malaking kumot sa gitna ng alfa barracks....ayan na parang nasa quantum arcade na kami alfa vs. bravo ang laban sa nba live hahaha! ang saya sir magtake life

tapos may clash of companies pa sa counterstrike nakaLAN yung players, pustahan at sigawan....sa nightwatch may dota duties din kami hehehe...andami pa sir pero yan na lang

aha.....nasan ba mood.....

may coconfess ng take life nila dito wohhh......bwahahahahaha...
di namin nagawa yun wah....galing nyu naman....bwahahahahahah
BRAVO ZULU sa kalokohan