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JOKE TIME....pangpatanggal ng STRESS!

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Post  thomasjay_06@yahoo.com on Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:42 am

1-10
Nanay: Bobo ka talaga! 1 to 10 lang di mo kayang bilangin?
Anak: Mas bobo si tatay nay, kasi narinig ko minsan sabi, 'tama na inday, hanggang tatlo lang kaya ko.'
Ano ang pagkain?
Mister: Ano ang pagkain natin?
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Overseas call
IDD call from US:
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lol! lol! lol! lol!

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Post  be_tayko08 on Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:20 am

hearing aid

jack:pare galing talaga ng hearing aid na nabili ko ang linaw na ng pandinig ko.
paul: talaga pare magkano bili mo?
jack: Oo,nga pare kahapon lang.

drunken

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Post  navigator_acelador08 on Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:37 pm

2300H:Third Mate (a Filipino)is on duty at the bridge when the Captain went up:

Capt: Oh 3rd mate how is it?
3/O: The weateher is fine captain, but there are so many fishing boat around and ahead of us that is why i called you!
Capt: ah God damn third mate, you no good. you calling me becoz this god damn so many fishing boats. Ah, i don`t like you, you no good.
3/O: when in doubt it is a rule to call the master. If you no like me, you go home Captain.

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Post  michaeljohnesplago08 on Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:35 am

wahahha walang pinagbago asi!!! corny pero nakakatawa!

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Post  navigator_acelador08 on Fri Apr 17, 2009 8:01 pm

corny ba? hahah

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Post  daNiel ma' RopET's '03 on Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:00 am

ayos lang tol nakaka kiliti na rin wahehehe

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Post  navigator_acelador08 on Thu May 14, 2009 1:11 pm

Eto ang dirty joke na hin di malaswa? .......





si Jaun at si pedro ay naglalakad sa kalsada.
May tumaeng aso.naapakan ni juan ung tae. cherry






H cherry

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Post  Cj BuGaYoNg 2005 on Thu May 14, 2009 1:45 pm

starboard section kb? hehehehehe

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Post  navigator_acelador08 on Thu May 14, 2009 1:58 pm

sir starboard side ung room namin.. hehe.
may sexy joke pa ako.. Very Happy

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Post  Cj BuGaYoNg 2005 on Thu May 14, 2009 2:05 pm

cge banat,, hehehe

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Post  daNiel ma' RopET's '03 on Fri May 15, 2009 9:28 pm

asan ang punchline dun?

dahan dahan lang sa pag punch baka may tamaan kayo... pig

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Post  Cj BuGaYoNg 2005 on Sat May 16, 2009 12:50 am

bka nkalimutan sir. or iyon ung joke nya

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Post  daNiel ma' RopET's '03 on Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:02 am

wahahaha

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Post  navigator_acelador08 on Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:59 pm

daNiel ma' RopET's '03 wrote:asan ang punchline dun?

dahan dahan lang sa pag punch baka may tamaan kayo... pig



sir sexy joke...inabangan nyo ba?...

eto na...

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Post  navigator_acelador08 on Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:00 pm

eto n yung sexy joke..

minasan nasa bahay ako..

nakadungaw ako sa bintana..

dumaan yung kapitbahay ko..
hhhhaaaaneeep....
ang sexy nya. Twisted Evil maglalaway ka sa kasexsihan!

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