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		<title>Jokes and Trivias</title>
		<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/-t1.htm</link>
		<description>Post for the fun of it!</description>
		<lastBuildDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 14:51:04 GMT</lastBuildDate>
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			<title>Jokes and Trivias</title>
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			<title>The never ending 3-Word game</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/the-never-ending-3-word-game-t31.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>dremnscer</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<font face="Verdana"><font color="blue"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: normal">This game is simple, I will start with 3 words, the next person continues the story with another 3 words, and on, and on, and on...........  
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no double posting please. 
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I'll start with :
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once upon a
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			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 14:20:17 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/the-never-ending-3-word-game-t31.htm#142</comments>
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			<title>MGA MAKABULUHANG KASABIHAN</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/mga-makabuluhang-kasabihan-t411.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>navigator_acelador08</dc:creator>
			<description>&quot;Aanhin pa ang gabi kung wala ka naman katabi&quot;</description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 05:13:33 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/mga-makabuluhang-kasabihan-t411.htm#5577</comments>
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			<title>what's your hilarious experience inside academy</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/what-s-your-hilarious-experience-inside-academy-t510.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>figuracion05</dc:creator>
			<description>one night,as i was taking my watch(in the ecr)without anything to do just to sit beside the monitor waiting for any alarm.  it downed to me what our dean of engineering told years before..in the long hours of duty and you have nothing to do,evry memories of the past up to the bits memoir of being a 5 year old child will surely return to your mind...well it surely do, coz as i was operating the incerator to burn garbages and my mind taking a way back to my cadet year,i suddenly let loose a crazy  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 14:51:04 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/what-s-your-hilarious-experience-inside-academy-t510.htm#6590</comments>
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			<title>Tawa ka muna dux</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/tawa-ka-muna-dux-t470.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>navigator_acelador08</dc:creator>
			<description>&quot; Make me feel Like a real woman&quot;



I'm sitting on this plane, eating my dinner, when all of a sudden the captain comes on the loudspeaker and tells us that the plane is about to crash land into the mountains. The next thing I know this woman from the front of the plane jumps up from her seat and starts screaming like a lunatic. 

&quot;I can't die today! I WON'T die today! I am twenty-seven years old! I have been on countless dates and no one has ever made me feel like a woman!  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 05:34:37 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/tawa-ka-muna-dux-t470.htm#6133</comments>
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			<title>Lasing......</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/lasing-t493.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>estongsky03</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Mrs: Bakit ngayon ka lang?
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Mr: Pasensha na, nagyaya mga officemates ko, nagkainuman lang. He he! Hik...
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Mrs: Lasing ka no?
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Mr: Ako, lashing? Hindi! Hik...
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Mrs: Anong hindi? La ka namang trabaho, pano ka nagka-officemates?]]></description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 18:05:03 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/lasing-t493.htm#6367</comments>
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			<title>WISE KID!!!</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/wise-kid-t496.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>estongsky03</dc:creator>
			<description>A woman takes a lover during the day whle her husband is at work.Her 9-year old son come home unexpectedly, so she puts him in the closet and shuts the door.



Her Husband also comes home,so she puts her lover in the closet with the little boy.The little boy says, &quot;Dark in Here.&quot; The man says, &quot;Yes,it is!&quot;



Boy: I have a baseball

MAn: Tha't nice.

Boy:Want to buy it?

Man: No,thanks.

Boy: My dad's outside.

Man:Ok,how much?

Boy: $250



In the next few weeks,it  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 18:30:52 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/wise-kid-t496.htm#6370</comments>
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			<title>Tough Bride</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/tough-bride-t495.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>estongsky03</dc:creator>
			<description>A big tough Mexican man married a good-looking Mexican lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules:



&quot;Honey, I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want - and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozin, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules! Any comments?&quot;



His lovely new bride  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 18:27:15 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/tough-bride-t495.htm#6369</comments>
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			<title>Where is God</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/where-is-god-t494.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>estongsky03</dc:creator>
			<description>A couple had two little boys who were always getting into trouble. Their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their village, their sons were probably involved.



The boys' mother heard that an elder in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her sons. The elder agreed, but asked to see them separately.

So, the mother sent her youngest son first, in the morning. The elder, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the boy down and asked him  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 18:08:34 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/where-is-god-t494.htm#6368</comments>
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			<title>Sawa na sa Mister</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/sawa-na-sa-mister-t492.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>estongsky03</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Mrs 1: Suko na ako sa mister ko, lagi na lang ako binubugbog bago niroromansa...
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Mrs 2: Mas grabe yung mister ko. Binubugbog ako tapos si Inday ang niroromansa.]]></description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 18:01:29 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/sawa-na-sa-mister-t492.htm#6366</comments>
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			<title>TIPID na tipid...</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/tipid-na-tipid-t491.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>estongsky03</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Mr: kung marunong ka lang sanang maglaba,
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eh di nka2tipid sana tayo ng 2000 sa maid.
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Mrs: hmmph!! kung ikaw magaling sa kama, eh di nakatipid tayo ng 7500
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sa driver!]]></description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 17:57:46 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/tipid-na-tipid-t491.htm#6365</comments>
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			<title>Heart Breaking Stories</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/heart-breaking-stories-t490.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Edel Reniedo-Kutukovs 06</dc:creator>
			<description>The Wooden Bowl 



I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, 

a year from now. 



A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in- law, and four-year-old grandson. 

The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. 



The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather' s shaky hands and 

failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. 

When  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 06:03:52 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/heart-breaking-stories-t490.htm#6347</comments>
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			<title>JOKE TIME....pangpatanggal ng STRESS!</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/joke-timepangpatanggal-ng-stress-t246.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>thomasjay_06@yahoo.com</dc:creator>
			<description>1-10

Nanay: Bobo ka talaga! 1 to 10 lang di mo kayang bilangin?

Anak: Mas bobo si tatay nay, kasi narinig ko minsan sabi, 'tama na inday, hanggang tatlo lang kaya ko.'

Ano ang pagkain?

Mister: Ano ang pagkain natin?

Misis: Nasa mesa, bahala ka na pumili!

Mister: Isang pirasong tuyo? ano pagpipilian ko?

Misis: Pumili ka kung kakain ka o hindi!



Overseas call

IDD call from US:

Husband: Hon, musta ang tindahan?

Wife: Department store na!

Husband: Ang tuba-an?

Wife: KTV  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 21:42:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/joke-timepangpatanggal-ng-stress-t246.htm#2815</comments>
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			<title>punch line...(kung torpe k gamitin mo 2)</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/punch-linekung-torpe-k-gamitin-mo-2-t482.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>sayaman08</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[kaw bay nahihirapan manligaw????nototorpe???o sadyang wlang masabi????
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puwes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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e2 n ang solusyon....
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every day magpopost aq ng punch line na mkaka2long sa panliligaw niyo......
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patok n patok 2 mga sir and dux.....hehehehe
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cmulan q po bukas kung mayron po kayong suggestion you may also post it here... 
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abangan.......................]]></description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 13:01:53 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/punch-linekung-torpe-k-gamitin-mo-2-t482.htm#6196</comments>
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			<title>huwag po itay..(true story)</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/huwag-po-itaytrue-story-t466.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>sayaman08</dc:creator>
			<description>Dear ate charo,



Nais kong ibahagi sa inyo ang namagitan sa amin ng aking itay isang gabi. Hinding-hindi ko makakalimutan ang gabing iyon. Malakas ang ulan noon nguni't maalinsangan ang simoy ng hangin. Ako ay nagsusuklay sa aking silid, katatapos ko pa lamang maligo at nakatapis pa lamang noon. Narinig kong kumakatok si Itay sa aking pinto. Nang sagutin ko ang pagkatok niya ay sinabi niya na kailangan daw naming mag-usap at huminging papasukin siya. Binuksan ko ang pinto at siya'y kagyat  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 07:47:39 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/huwag-po-itaytrue-story-t466.htm#6112</comments>
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			<title>Ang Pamamaalam ni Gundam Boy. =)</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/ang-pamamaalam-ni-gundam-boy-t460.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>be_tayko08</dc:creator>
			<description>Good Day Sir, Ma'am, Dux,



Ito na po ang huling biradas ng inyong lingkod si Gundam boy.Kilala dahil sa mga post nya tungkol sa Gundam at kung anu anu pa na kahit yung iba ay walang masyadong katuturan at sa ibang may pagka aktibista at kung minsan ay punto din naman.



anyway, gusto ko lang magpasalamat unang una kay ADmin, kung asan ka man ngayun...SIR, more power, becoz diz has been a way for me to speak out a part of my  mind and speak as equal as an alumni. To our seniors, thank you,because  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 07:33:09 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/ang-pamamaalam-ni-gundam-boy-t460.htm#6080</comments>
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			<title>oPErAtOR pLiS. .</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/operator-plis-t230.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>bAGuiAo07</dc:creator>
			<description>Bagong salta sa America, yung Pinoy ay gustong mag-long distance sa Pilipinas kaya dinayal yung “0 for Operator”.



Operator: AT&amp;T. How may I help you?



Pinoy: Heyloow. Ay wud like to long distans da Pilipins, plis.



Operator: Name of the party you’re calling?



Pinoy: Aybegyurpardon? Can you repit agen plis?



Operator: What is the name of the person you are calling?



Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu and sori. Da nname of my calling is Elpidio Abanquel. Sori and tenkyu.



Operator:  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 08:03:47 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/operator-plis-t230.htm#2578</comments>
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			<title>success...</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/success-t223.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>randyescano04</dc:creator>
			<description>A man finds a ladder leading up to the clouds and start climbing.

After sometime, he reaches a cloud with a fat woman sitting on it.

&quot;Screw me or climb the ladder to success,&quot;she says. 

Without a second thought, the man continues up until he hits another cloud

where he finds a rather average-looking woman.

&quot;Screw me or climb the ladder to success,&quot; she says.

Considering the first improvement, the man thinks he'll try his luck on 

the next cloud,where an absolute  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 05:01:26 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/success-t223.htm#2531</comments>
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			<title>ITLOGGG........</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/itloggg-t151.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>randyescano04</dc:creator>
			<description>Ano daw ang pagkakaiba ng, ITLOG na Maalat..sa ITLOG n may Asin..???</description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 00:30:52 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/itloggg-t151.htm#1614</comments>
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			<title>naniniwala b kayo sa hula?</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/naniniwala-b-kayo-sa-hula-t157.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>marvinlouie_perez03</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Mga bongki, bkit madalas sa guhit ng palad binibasa ng manghuhula yung mga prediction nila. Meron n rin b sa guhit ng talampakan. nasubukan nio nb yun.
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hehehehehe]]></description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 01:11:48 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/naniniwala-b-kayo-sa-hula-t157.htm#1676</comments>
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			<title>eyebrows up and down means I I sir!</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/eyebrows-up-and-down-means-i-i-sir-t342.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>antonio_lomillo05</dc:creator>
			<description>hindi ko lng tlga alam kung san ko dapat i-post itong comment kong ito?

pro since n jokes nd TRIVIA nmn ito e d2 ko n naicp ilagay xe somehow e TRIVIA ito...



recently xe e napadalaw ako s atin s loob...aun masaya n nagulat n na-amaze at lhat n ng chuvarloo feeling e all in one...anywez s paglilibot ko s loob e natuklasan ko nga itong title ng topic ko...

napatanong ako s isang 3rd class about s liberty...e anak ng @%$#^*&amp;&amp;% in short pating e cnagot nga ako ng eyebrow...kupalin  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 12:03:07 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/eyebrows-up-and-down-means-i-i-sir-t342.htm#4345</comments>
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			<title>Hotdog!!!!!!!!!!!!!</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/hotdog-t106.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>quiapo07-sangalang08</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://i436.photobucket.com/albums/qq85/rcquiapo07/hotdogpuppy.jpg" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 06:19:52 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/hotdog-t106.htm#1026</comments>
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			<title>eeooouwwww....</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/eeooouwwww-t200.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>randyescano04</dc:creator>
			<description>What would a Woman will say if a Man touches her B-V-A...?</description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2009 13:31:58 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/eeooouwwww-t200.htm#2336</comments>
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			<title>hangang dito ba naman???</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/hangang-dito-ba-naman-t51.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>daNiel ma' RopET's '03</dc:creator>
			<description>lousy pa rin alfa, tingnan nyo alaws pa rin member, mga lousy talaga. buti pa yung mga gulay may nabuhay pah. tama ba yun bravo??</description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 09:53:23 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/hangang-dito-ba-naman-t51.htm#342</comments>
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			<title>FUCKorFACT</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/fuckorfact-t43.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>daNiel ma' RopET's '03</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[dati sabi nila ang mga seaman daw mga manloloko kaya tinawag na seamanloloko... pero ngayon ata sa dami ko na nakakasama at naririnig na mga sad story nabaligtad na ang nangyari
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           na ang ni
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seaman^loloko
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ganun ba yun?]]></description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:27:04 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/fuckorfact-t43.htm#232</comments>
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			<title>try this!!translate in English...</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/try-thistranslate-in-english-t153.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>thomasjay_06@yahoo.com</dc:creator>
			<description>please translate in ENGLISH                  Ang uwak ay hinang hinang naglalakadlakad!       





































































































                 answer:  WAKWAK  WIKIK WOKWOK!!!!!      </description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 14:52:59 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/try-thistranslate-in-english-t153.htm#1649</comments>
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			<title>JOKE TIME part2</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/joke-time-part2-t247.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>thomasjay_06@yahoo.com</dc:creator>
			<description>Nitrates

A Chemistry teacher asked a sexy student, 'What are Nitrates?

The student replied shyly, 'Ma'am, sa motel po. Nitrates are higher than day rates!'



Madre't sakristan -(lalo na dito)

Madre: Ano ang apelyido mo, iho?

Sakristan: Alam nyo na ho yun sister, lagi nyo po yun hinahawakan.

Madre: Susmaryosep! Bayag ba ang apelyido mo?!

Sakristan: Sister naman, Rosario po.



Katapusan na! – (at dito rin)

Lumindol ng malakas noon...

Nagkagulo ang lahat at nag panic!

Sumigaw  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 21:47:54 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/joke-time-part2-t247.htm#2816</comments>
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			<title>kaya nga DUKES eh</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/kaya-nga-dukes-eh-t53.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>daNiel ma' RopET's '03</dc:creator>
			<description>alam nyo ba history ng delta dukes, eto yun...



kaya tinawag na dukes kasi may dugo silang royal blood...



at dahil sa new technology naten ayun na discover nila di pala royal ang dugo kundi berde...



kaya dun nag umpisa dukes company na may dugong berde...



aminin, don't be shy and don't tell a lie.





do dance sweet...



watch kayo showbiz central para ma gets nyo...



______________ ....

go go go vaklushii </description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 09:59:56 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/kaya-nga-dukes-eh-t53.htm#344</comments>
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			<title>difference?</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/difference-t222.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>randyescano04</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png" alt="Very Happy" longdesc="1" /> What's the difference between your wife and your job? <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/confused.png" alt="confused" longdesc="39" />]]></description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 04:39:13 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/difference-t222.htm#2530</comments>
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			<title>...mga blind items sa MAAP(the secret behind the scene)hooah</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/mga-blind-items-sa-maapthe-secret-behind-the-scenehooah-t193.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>sayaman08</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[mga sir....
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mayron b kayong ntatagong sikreto na gusto niyong i share?
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mga ktawa twang expirience n tinago niyo nung kayoy kadete
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pls post ur expirience here
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(pero mga sir bwal ang magmention ng pangalan!!!)
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______u may use alias but not elias___hehehe..joke lang po]]></description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 10:22:03 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/mga-blind-items-sa-maapthe-secret-behind-the-scenehooah-t193.htm#2242</comments>
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			<title>do not read..</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/do-not-read-t248.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>quiapo07-sangalang08</dc:creator>
			<description>likas n tlga sating mga Pilipino ang pagiging pasaway...do not read nga eh... anyweiz...

sawa n b kayo sa love quotes? eto math quotes para sa inyo           



math terms in filipino:

radical-pangugat

exponential function-pauliting kabisa

square root-pariugat

cube root-taluugat

square-parirami

cube-talurami

differential-tingirin

involution-balisultag

tangent-dikit

plane figure-lapyang laraw

probability-kalagmitan

permutation-pamalitan

factorial-bunin

infinity-awanggan

mathematician-sipnayanon

math  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 12:05:02 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/do-not-read-t248.htm#2832</comments>
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			<title>Hari ng OB!</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/hari-ng-ob-t282.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>tolentino_05</dc:creator>
			<description>mga Dux,



Naalala nyo p ba nung tau ay nangangarap pa sa barracks at nkatingin sa bintana... winiwish mo na makalabas kaso hindi restricted ka or merong activity na required ka..... lumilipad n nga utak mo at naiimajin m n ung itsura ng anak m.. errrr... gf pala.. 



TAPOS, out of the blue, makikita mo si Midn  &quot;Dogomon&quot; n nakaliberty black with matching fleet jacket, at pamatay ang hawi ng hair (daig pa si Pres) na may hawak na isang papel at dali daling lumabas ng barracks.  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 08:21:31 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/hari-ng-ob-t282.htm#3431</comments>
			<guid>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/hari-ng-ob-t282.htm</guid>
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			<title>Riches,fame,beauty,intelligence,strength, influence or power?</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/richesfamebeautyintelligencestrength-influence-or-power-t362.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>be_tayko08</dc:creator>
			<description>there is story that goes like this...



A sly old Man who has everything in the world and a strong believer of &quot;in order to gain one,he must lose the others.&quot;, is about to die and is about to give his inheritance to anyone deserving but only one.He has riches,fame,beauty,intelligence,strength, influence or power, he can only give one among all and must satisfy this one simple question, &quot;WHY?&quot;



Now,if you are one of the aspiring inheritors which one will you choose and  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 02:20:51 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/richesfamebeautyintelligencestrength-influence-or-power-t362.htm#4596</comments>
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			<title>one wish...</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/one-wish-t375.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>be_tayko08</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Good Day Sir,Ma'am,Ka-Dux,
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during this difficult times, people cant help but wish for something, may it be self or selfless,people wish since its one that we call &quot;libre ng buhay&quot;.
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the question is, what does the Alumni wish for???
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Wish away. ... note lang:no wishing of more wishes.]]></description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 08:40:42 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/one-wish-t375.htm#4795</comments>
			<guid>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/one-wish-t375.htm</guid>
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			<title>Joke Joke Joke Time</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/joke-joke-joke-time-t66.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>04 Miko Legaspi</dc:creator>
			<description>Invented words 



A radio station was running a competition - words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.



DJ: “96 FM here, what’s your name?”



Caller: “Hi, my name’s Rob.”



DJ: “Rob, what’s your word?”



Caller: “Goan… spelt G-O-A-N pronounced ‘go-an’.”



DJ: “You are correct, Rob, ‘goan’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 06:57:11 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/joke-joke-joke-time-t66.htm#574</comments>
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			<title>Color for new MAAP company Echo Foxtrot,Golf &amp;amp; Hotel</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/color-for-new-maap-company-echo-foxtrotgolf-hotel-t363.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>be_tayko08</dc:creator>
			<description>Good day Sir, Ma'am, fellow Dux,



As we know there will be an additional increase on the number of midshipmen/women to our dear alma mater because of the new west campus.of course there will also be additional companies.if we are to choose,what color will be appropriate to each respective company?



Echo



Foxtrot



Golf



Hotel/Hawk



names na din para masaya.



Go!!      </description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 02:30:25 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/color-for-new-maap-company-echo-foxtrotgolf-hotel-t363.htm#4597</comments>
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			<title>did yu know?</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/did-yu-know-t41.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>daNiel ma' RopET's '03</dc:creator>
			<description>did you know that since class 2003 got their batch name and until the present batch, EA is always on the batch name. (tama ba english ko)



like sovenEAS, legEAnder etc...



so from now on this 2 letters is a must on your batch neme. para may additional fact na rin tayo hehehe. 



mas maganda siguro EA na lang col name naten parang ganito, musta na 

EA (e-yah). sa tingin nyo, ang baduy di ba sige &quot;bok&quot; na lang ulit.   </description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 13:32:59 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/did-yu-know-t41.htm#215</comments>
			<guid>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/did-yu-know-t41.htm</guid>
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			<title>wat dyu col</title>
			<link>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/wat-dyu-col-t48.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>daNiel ma' RopET's '03</dc:creator>
			<description>a black man chasing by 300 white men?</description>
			<category>Jokes and Trivias</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:15:09 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://asmaapi.forumotion.net/jokes-and-trivias-f25/wat-dyu-col-t48.htm#285</comments>
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