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English Only Policy (EE-OWW-PI)
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English Only Policy (EE-OWW-PI)
Mga Dux,
hmmm, anung pinakamalupet na English ang naranasan nyo sa barko?? "sorry me Captain" pa rin ba?? haha!
This topic is dedicated sa weirdest english halo halo na naexperience onboard.
Let's ge di dong!( translation: Let's get it on! source: Legaspi04)
hmmm, anung pinakamalupet na English ang naranasan nyo sa barko?? "sorry me Captain" pa rin ba?? haha!
This topic is dedicated sa weirdest english halo halo na naexperience onboard.
Let's ge di dong!( translation: Let's get it on! source: Legaspi04)
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The Fish said to the drowning Jackal (who tried to catch him yet fell into the water),"you can't breathe here, its not your place."

tolentino_05- Supporter

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Re: English Only Policy (EE-OWW-PI)
3rd officer to medyo matanda na kaya ganon..
scene: waiting for the pilot to arrive. the said 3/0 positioned near the gangway.
then the pilot boat is arriving..
3/O: Bridge..
Bridge: go ahead 3rd..(t'was the captain answered)
3/O: pilot onboard is coming!
pez!
scene: waiting for the pilot to arrive. the said 3/0 positioned near the gangway.
then the pilot boat is arriving..
3/O: Bridge..
Bridge: go ahead 3rd..(t'was the captain answered)
3/O: pilot onboard is coming!
pez!

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Re: English Only Policy (EE-OWW-PI)
OS indonesian: pare cover all order
storekeeper pinoy: what size pare
OS indonesian: medium, color blue
storekeeper pinoy: ok
OS indonesian: ahhh pare i want long arm
storekeeper pinoy: ?!... what?!...
OS indonesian: (panay senyas sa gusto nyang sleeve) with matching face
hahahah talagang nakakatawa lalo na nung nagsesenyas hahahah babaw ko noh...
(long sleeve pala ang gusto)
storekeeper pinoy: what size pare
OS indonesian: medium, color blue
storekeeper pinoy: ok
OS indonesian: ahhh pare i want long arm
storekeeper pinoy: ?!... what?!...
OS indonesian: (panay senyas sa gusto nyang sleeve) with matching face
hahahah talagang nakakatawa lalo na nung nagsesenyas hahahah babaw ko noh...
(long sleeve pala ang gusto)

daNiel ma' RopET's '03- Noob

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Re: English Only Policy (EE-OWW-PI)
ito sir medyo wala sa ayos yung kapitan tapos safety meeting pagkatapos ng safety meeting nagtanong sa chief cook
Japanese Captain: Chief Cook you understand?
Chief Cook: Yes Sir understand!
Japanese Captain: What understand???????
Next week meeting uli
Japanese Captain: Chief Cook understand?
Chief Cook: No sir no understand?
Japanese Captain: Why not necessary understand?
hehehehehehe

Japanese Captain: Chief Cook you understand?
Chief Cook: Yes Sir understand!
Japanese Captain: What understand???????
Next week meeting uli
Japanese Captain: Chief Cook understand?
Chief Cook: No sir no understand?
Japanese Captain: Why not necessary understand?
hehehehehehe


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patok yan
hahaha ayos yan isa pa, yung patok dapat....
ok tong naisip mo tolens'05.... freebies ka saakin...
ok tong naisip mo tolens'05.... freebies ka saakin...

daNiel ma' RopET's '03- Noob

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Re: English Only Policy (EE-OWW-PI)
daNiel ma' RopET's '03 wrote:hahaha ayos yan isa pa, yung patok dapat....
ok tong naisip mo tolens'05.... freebies ka saakin...
Sir okay na sakin ung libreng wifi at libreng bunot and/or pasta!
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The Fish said to the drowning Jackal (who tried to catch him yet fell into the water),"you can't breathe here, its not your place."

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Re: English Only Policy (EE-OWW-PI)
cg punta ka lang dun...

daNiel ma' RopET's '03- Noob

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Re: English Only Policy (EE-OWW-PI)
eh eto
s bridge
c/o -- kadetski what are you doin
d/cdt-- nothin chief, you want something?
c/o-- ok, u can open the lights and clean the bridge...
s bridge
c/o -- kadetski what are you doin
d/cdt-- nothin chief, you want something?
c/o-- ok, u can open the lights and clean the bridge...
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EVERY COLOR EVERY HUE, IS REPRESENTED BY ME AND YOU

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Re: English Only Policy (EE-OWW-PI)
actual experience...
C/O: second, i'll go to my cabin and take a nap... just call me when anything special comes up...
2/O: okay chief, i'll just call you then.
C/O: (making face, worried that his sleep would be disturbed) yeah okay. but you don't need to.
2/O: ughh???!!!
C/O: second, i'll go to my cabin and take a nap... just call me when anything special comes up...
2/O: okay chief, i'll just call you then.
C/O: (making face, worried that his sleep would be disturbed) yeah okay. but you don't need to.
2/O: ughh???!!!

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hekekek! no unerstannd haha
rb_federico_06 wrote:ito sir medyo wala sa ayos yung kapitan tapos safety meeting pagkatapos ng safety meeting nagtanong sa chief cook
Japanese Captain: Chief Cook you understand?
Chief Cook: Yes Sir understand!
Japanese Captain: What understand???????
Next week meeting uli
Japanese Captain: Chief Cook understand?
Chief Cook: No sir no understand?
Japanese Captain: Why not necessary understand?
hehehehehehe
Lintek! Buti n lang Norwego kasama q!
Example:
In front of all officers:
Chief Engr: Cadet, you go with 1st Engr.
E/cdt: Yessir.
In the engine room:
1st Engr: why follow?
E/cdt: because your First Engr.
1st Engr: No no no, your cadet. you go with 3rd.
(okay sa olrayt!)
_________________
The Fish said to the drowning Jackal (who tried to catch him yet fell into the water),"you can't breathe here, its not your place."

tolentino_05- Supporter

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Re: English Only Policy (EE-OWW-PI)
rodriguez_03 wrote:actual experience...
C/O: second, i'll go to my cabin and take a nap... just call me when anything special comes up...
2/O: okay chief, i'll just call you then.
C/O: (making face, worried that his sleep would be disturbed) yeah okay. but you don't need to.
2/O: ughh???!!!
hehehe! conflicting ang wants nya Sir!
NB: cute kids Sir:)
_________________
The Fish said to the drowning Jackal (who tried to catch him yet fell into the water),"you can't breathe here, its not your place."

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Re: English Only Policy (EE-OWW-PI)
hehehehe funny...

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