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Life is the coffee, and the job, money and position in society are the cups.They are just tools to hold and contain life, and the type of cup we have does not define nor change the quality of life we live.

Sometimes , by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee God has provided us. God brews the coffee, not the cups...

So enjoy your coffee, never mind the cup..

hmmm....
sarap mag-kape sir, especially with cream!!

"minsan kahit ikaw na ang naka-schedule, kailangan mo pa rin ang maghintay. Kasi hindi ikaw ang priority."

"Knowledge carefully recorded is knowledge available in time of need."
- Elder RIchard G. Scott

Brain Teasers ***

1. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it?
2. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?
3. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from the water. The tide rises at 12 inches every 15 minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at it's highest, how many rungs are under water?
4. There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a window in each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What color is the bear?
5. Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?
6. There is a room. The shutters are blowing in. There is broken glass on the floor. There is water on the floor. You find Sloppy dead on the floor. Who is Sloppy? How did Sloppy die?
7. How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide that has been dug with a square edged shovel?
8. If I were in Hawaii and dropped a bowling ball in a bucket of water which is 45 degrees F, and dropped another ball of the same weight, mass, and size in a bucket at 30 degrees F, both of them at the same time, which ball would hit the bottom of the bucket first? Same question, but the location is in Canada?
9. What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up? (hint... chim chimminy)
10. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the center field?
11. What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?

1. Perfection is achieved,not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away..
2. The essence of courage is not that your heart should not quake,but that nobody else knows that it does
3. Believe nothing,no matter where you read it,or who said it,no matter if i have said it,unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.
4. there is no such thing as an empty space or an empty time. there is always something to see,something to hear. In fact,try as we may to make a silence,we cannot.
5. people often say that this or that person has not yet found himself. But the self is not something one finds,it is something one creates.

11. temperature sir, in doubt ako kung counted yung pressure as moving object...

m0385 wrote:Brain Teasers ***

1. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it?
2. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?
3. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from the water. The tide rises at 12 inches every 15 minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at it's highest, how many rungs are under water?
4. There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a window in each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What color is the bear?
5. Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?
6. There is a room. The shutters are blowing in. There is broken glass on the floor. There is water on the floor. You find Sloppy dead on the floor. Who is Sloppy? How did Sloppy die?
7. How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide that has been dug with a square edged shovel?
8. If I were in Hawaii and dropped a bowling ball in a bucket of water which is 45 degrees F, and dropped another ball of the same weight, mass, and size in a bucket at 30 degrees F, both of them at the same time, which ball would hit the bottom of the bucket first? Same question, but the location is in Canada?
9. What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up? (hint... chim chimminy)
10. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the center field?
11. What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?

answers:
1. UNCORRECTLY..oopppsss.. "INCORRECTLY" pala
2. in my watch it is now 1743 in the evening sir
( that is LOCAL MEAN TIME)
3.the boat is FLOATING and so does the ladder...( as the boat goes up, so does the ladder, except lagyan mo ng pabigat sir para hindi xa lumutang...)
4. Bear? BROWN or White?
5. Three
6. DI KO KILALA SI SLOPPY (ASO NYO BA YUN SIR? BAKA KINATAY AT GINAWANG PULUTAN)
7. As much as what is taken from that hole
8. same time!!!
9. USOK?
10.One haystack pagsamahin mo lahat sir e di they form a one big hay stack
11.sir ung dugo ko tumataas bumababa... but blood moves..SAHOD? INTERESt sa banko?
...(MADAMI eh)

[quote="navigator_acelador08answers:
1. UNCORRECTLY..oopppsss.. "INCORRECTLY" pala
2. in my watch it is now 1743 in the evening sir
( that is LOCAL MEAN TIME)
3.the boat is FLOATING and so does the ladder...( as the boat goes up, so does the ladder, except lagyan mo ng pabigat sir para hindi xa lumutang...)
4. Bear? BROWN or White?
5. Three
6. DI KO KILALA SI SLOPPY (ASO NYO BA YUN SIR? BAKA KINATAY AT GINAWANG PULUTAN)
7. As much as what is taken from that hole
8. same time!!!
9. USOK?
10.One haystack pagsamahin mo lahat sir e di they form a one big hay stack
11.sir ung dugo ko tumataas bumababa... but blood moves..SAHOD? INTERESt sa banko?
...(MADAMI eh)[/quote]

1. The word "incorrectly."
2. 1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.
3. None, the boat rises with the tide. Duh.
4. White. If all the walls face south, the house is at the North pole, and the bear, therefore, is a polar bear.
5. Three. Well, it seems that it could almost be either, but if you follow the mathematical orders of operation, division is performed before addition. So... half of two is one. Then add two, and the answer is three.
6. Sloppy is a (gold)fish. The wind blew the shutters in, which knocked his goldfish-bowl off the table, and it broke, killing him.
7. None. No matter how big a hole is, it's still a hole: the absence of dirt. (And those of you who said 36 cubic feet are wrong for another reason, too. You would have needed the length measurement too. So you don't even know how much air is in the hole.)
8. Both questions, same answer: the ball in the bucket of 45 degree F water hits the bottom of the bucket last. Think again. The question said nothing about the 30 degree F bucket having anything in it. Therefore, there is no water (or ice) to slow the ball down...
9. An umbrella.
10. One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.
11. The temperature.

Aptitude Test ****

Aptitude Test Pay close attention! Write each of your answers down, it makes a difference

1) Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?

2) If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it be before all the pills have been taken?

3) I went to bed at eight o'clock in the evening and wound up my clock and set the alarm to sound at nine o'clock in the morning. How many hours sleep would I get before being awoken by the alarm?

4) Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get?

5) A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left?

6) If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil heater, an oil lamp and a candle, which would you light first?

7) Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do you have?

How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark?

9) If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago and stopped at Pittsburgh to pick up 7 more people and drop off 5 passengers and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hours later, what's the name of the driver?

m0385 wrote:Aptitude Test ****

Aptitude Test Pay close attention! Write each of your answers down, it makes a difference

1) Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?

2) If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it be before all the pills have been taken?

3) I went to bed at eight o'clock in the evening and wound up my clock and set the alarm to sound at nine o'clock in the morning. How many hours sleep would I get before being awoken by the alarm?

4) Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get?

5) A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left?

6) If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil heater, an oil lamp and a candle, which would you light first?

7) Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do you have?

How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark?

9) If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago and stopped at Pittsburgh to pick up 7 more people and drop off 5 passengers and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hours later, what's the name of the driver?

1. How many months have 28 days? 12 months
(it is not asked "what month has only 28 days")
2.
3.
4. 45
5. 9 sheeps
6. the match. ( xmpre una muna sisindihan ung posporo)
7. one apple na lang
8. 2 animals of each species.
9. just call me "the navigator": Roldan for short sir!

SIR ILAN SCORE KO?

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